He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
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She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
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She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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