i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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