Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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