The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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