what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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