so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize