i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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