Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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