Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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