I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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