Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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