how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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