I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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