did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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