another moral hangover. fuck.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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