no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at about main and main street
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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