I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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