I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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