I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Randomize
