This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
