Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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