Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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