My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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