Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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