what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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