I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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