I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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