Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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