you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I lost the right to judge tonight
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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