What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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