I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
4 words: hood of his car
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
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Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
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Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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