So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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