the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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