pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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