So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Randomize
