is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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