Where is the hickey?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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