Please, let me fuck your mom
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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