A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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