Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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