She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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