My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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