I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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