i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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