you turned your livingroom into a bong?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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