he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
His nipple licking is glorious
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