i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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