girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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