You made eat vitamins until I threw up
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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