Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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