I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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