Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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