To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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