I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
A+ Viking dick
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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