your room smells of hookers.
And success
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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