You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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