So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Vodka?
Forever.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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