But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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